As all of me crew know, September 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. It be me second favorite holiday in the year. (The first, bein' All Hallows Eve'.) This is how me day went:
I awoke in me quarters and said, "Ahoy!" to the sea. I dressed in me wenchiest of captain's clothes. I met with the pirate council and swindled them of their gold. The Pirate King took us on a darin' advenchArr. Afterwards, I returned to me ship and met up with me mate, a landlubbin' ninja. Ninjas be harmless enough, usually. But this one be good enough to match wits with the Cap'n. After me spar with me ninja, I returned to me quarters. The sun had long since set, but me day was yet not over. I worked on me navigational skills and practised my tongues. After a long and successful pirating day, I let the sea lull me to sleep.
And this is how me day went, translated for landlubbers:
I woke up and took a shower. I put on my sex-ay pirate outfit. (A red corset with a black overshirt, swashbuckler pants, and an awesome black and purple captain's hat.) I went to the sci-fi club's gaming meet. While I was there, I went to get food, but was a dollar short. The dollar was donated to me by some of the other gamers. After the super fun game, I returned to the dorm and visited Foxy. I like my boyfriend, even though he leans toward the ninja side of the debate. After I wore Foxy out, I went back to my room. It was late, but I still had stuff to do. I did my Astronomy and German homework, then went to bed.
Until next time,